CLiT

CLiT - The Pleasure Zine

You made it! Finally! Now all your hopes and dreams can be fulfilled at last! And failing that, well, at least we'll keep you occupied for the better part of thirty seconds.

Yes, this is CLiT, the pleasure 'zine. If I were asked to sum up CLiT in just a single word, that word would be "Pffft", and I feel that anyone would be hard-pressed to match that word.

Who are we? What are we? When are we? Why is a toasting fork? The answer to all these questions and many more is "Pffft", but I will go so far as to say I love you. So forge on, dearheart, forge on.

Uh, anyway, this is an e'zine, and it is in fact an ASCII e'zine, because we are HARDCORE and OLDSCHOOL. Jeah.

On to the text, baby!