#nolife

... Sailor Mercury doll when a strange glow begins to radiate around it. MELVIN: That's it. No more late nights discussing the sex lives of trout at #nolife on IRC. The doll comes to life and begins to strangle MELVIN. MELVIN: AAhhh! Urk, this is a big thrill! MELVIN's form changes into that of FRED, overweight and wearing his Sailor Cancer t-shirt. FRED: I must bring the Qeen home to stop Marina's scheme. Picking up a small mirror, he leaves. The only thing around to observe his departure is a Melvin doll. Back to the fight. MERCURY: We must stop the insanity! MARS: Where's Susan Powter when you need'er? QUEEN: Say, where's cra ...