#Netsex

... E ALIENS SILENTLY GAIN CONTROL OF THE IRC NETWORK THROUGH THEIR SUPERIOR IRC SCRIPT AND BOT TECHNOLOGY! The following IRC log was made on IRC channel #Netsex on December 26th 1995: *** IRC log started 12/26/95 14:05:44 <BigUNZ> Yes! YES! YOUR BOTZ ARE SO P0W3RFUL!#$! <ircuser0> Could someone dcc me a copy of phoenix or talkflood.c?? Will trade XXX sitez! *BoyT0Y* Hi. Do you have any pictures of human genital organs? -> *BoyT0Y* Got anything to trade??? *** BillGates (bgates@microsoft.com) has joined channel #netsex *** Vassago (vassago@unix.mclv.net) has joined channel #netsex <Vassago> Anyone got any hairy male nudes??? ...

... mes more and more unlikely to succeed. This is especially true of the bigger and well established channels that have cultures onto themselves such as #Netsex, #Teensex, #Windows95, #Bawel, #BDSM, #Blaklife, #Texas, #Hack, and any of the #Warez channels and a whole host of others. To gain ops in these channels you must become a channel re gular (i.e. one that hangs there freqently and becomes a known and trusted member of the channel). Since you have neither the time nor the desire to make friends on the channel you ultimately want to hack ops on, the asking method is the last thing you want to do on all but the smaller more ethereal channels, where ...

... mes more and more unlikely to succeed. This is especially true of the bigger and well established channels that have cultures onto themselves such as #Netsex, #Teensex, #Windows95, #Bawel, #BDSM, #Blaklife, #Texas, #Hack, and any of the #Warez channels and a whole host of others. To gain ops in these channels you must become a channel re gular (i.e. one that hangs there freqently and becomes a known and trusted member of the channel). Since you have neither the time nor the desire to make friends on the channel you ultimately want to hack ops on, the asking method is the last thing you want to do on all but the smaller more ethereal channels, where ...

... eets(4) "you came in the wrong room this ain't #dogsex," set greets(5) "go away" set greets(6) "well look who's here, its" set greets(7) "hey, i hear #Netsex misses you," set greets(8) "we missed you" set greets(9) "oh no, yew gotta be another #oldwarez lamer, aren't you," set greet_size 10 set bye(0) "lata" set bye(1) "and don't come back" set bye(2) "cyaz" set bye(3) "goin to #sexpics again I see...yer a perv" set bye(4) "bye" set bye(5) "take it easy" set bye(6) "see ya in hell" set bye_size 7 # general functions to answer questions randomly, has a # delay so other more specific binds will have priority proc pub_answer {nick uhost hand channel ar ...

... remember the url so i wont put it here.. im sure you will find it [ed note: 12 was too lame for even FEH to print] Watch tv. Scary huh? Irc and go to #Netsex as ILLFUCKU. notice the channel that you want some one for phone sex. see if you get kicked or invitations. heheh. Read this file (you must be bored d00d). [ed note: if you search for //, you will find the start of the next article] See how many of these things I type. [ed note: hint, then answer is 18] Add another to your count.(see previous item) EOF YEAH IT WAS LAME.. YEAH IT SUCKED.. YEAH IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.. SO WHAT?.. I WAS BORED... ARE YOU SATISFIED rEdRAGON???? ( :) ) [ed not ...