ldt085: How To Become Satan
@eZine
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Long Dark Tunnel
· 5 years ago
#085 - [ How To Become Satan ] [ Happy_Hardcor3 ] Bogged down by that 9-to-5 job? Experiencing a constant depression? Feel like you're not accomplishing anything? Well, all that can change, if you take our 30-day course on..... HOW TO BECOME SATAN! That's right, you can be the owner of one of the "hottest" jobs around, and have a great time, too! Being the Lord Of Flies is a job with many responsibilities, but with this great offer, you can soon be on your way to controlling the bleak land o ...