Mind Warp File 66

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               [ Mind Warp  -  Volume #4, Issue #11, File #066 ] 
                      [ "Flame Response" by Mustaine ] 

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                              Flame Response 
                                [Mustaine] 
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    Well, you'd figure with my slanderous remarks that I would have recieved 
a plethora of hate infested letters some time ago, but I really have not. 
Instead, the only paltry remark that I recieved that could remotely be  
considered akin to "hate-mail" was a small and crude remark that a little 
twelve year old user (under the alias "Slayer") sent to me on the 18th of 
January.   So as promised, here is that letter, then a copy of that letter 
with my remarks (or responses) imposed between the lines.  Please enjoy, and 
of course if you think you can do better, send me some stuff, and we'll 
blast you! 

(* Begin Original Message ------------------------------------------------- *) 

Subj : hey 
Attr : Read   
To   : Mustaine #1 
From : Slayer #5 
Date : Wed Jan 18 1995 08:25 am PST 

Mind Warp! rulz, keep up the good work!!!!! 
Oh yeah, and here are some flames that you wanted (what did you want them 4 
again???  What did u do??  Ohwell) 
Uhhm, well, since I don't feel like thinking of anything original here goez 
You stupid dumb shit goddamn mother fucker!!!!!!!!!! 
ok, that's enough 
Slayer 
P.S.What were you saying about me on some other board??  You know on Arsinist's 
Arsonal you said that you were making fun of me..  What board wuz that?? 
cya 

Reading E-mail (?=Menu) (10 of 21):  

(* End Original Message --------------------------------------------------- *) 

 
     Now for some debuttle.  First off, what kind of moron sends e-mail 
on a BBS with a title like "hey?"  My grandmother could have formed a more 
coherent title.  And before I start, let me metion that your alias sucks. 
Now, let's examine some of your e-mail.  Firstly, my eyes fell upon this : 

     Mind Warp! rulz, keep up the good work!!!!! 

Why thank you, you little piece of inflamed mucus.  I appreciate any and 
ALL comments.  My eyes then strayed upon this : 

     Oh yeah, and here are some flames that you wanted (what did you  
     want them 4 again???  What did u do??  Ohwell) Uhhm, well, since I  
     don't feel like thinking of anything original here goez  
     You stupid dumb shit goddamn mother fucker!!!!!!!!!! 

Okay.  That was original.  According to you, I am simply a "dumb sh*t goddamn  
mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!"  Gee Slayer, a whole 11 exclamation marks on that  
well thought out comment.  Could you possibly have tried for 12?  I really  
think one more would have made the difference. Oh well.  I guess they don't  
teach proper punctuation and grammatical uses in 6th grade.  (Not that I  
ever use any sort of methods and means in my articles.)  N-E-Ways, to get  
back to my point that flame (SINGULAR) was the weakest piece of sh*t that  
I have ever read.  If you ever try to degrade me with such a weak and  
unsupported flame ever again, I'll frickin' call your MOMMY and have your  
ass spanked.  Would you like me to start bustin' on you?  You remember how  
I tore up that lead singer for Pantera?  I'll f*ckin' make you look like  
a gay sperm whale if you try anything. Puke.                                                                    *) 

     Welpers, I really can't say much more.  There really wasn't a very 
big flame or anything.  However I would like to thank Slayer for  
participating in Mind Warp and the whole flame thing, and I would just  
like you to NOT take this personally or anything...BUT...your flames SUCK!   
Thanks for the attempt, and I will be looking for more from you and others in  
the future!  Send it all (uncut and uncensored) to mustaine@wam.umd.edu or 
contact me on one of our fine support boards. 

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